- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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