what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Women's rights

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

If you were a pie I'd eat you

#Hanging Degus

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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