- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

The Oakland Raiders

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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