- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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