What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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