A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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cancer

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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