A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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