- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

XD Jackass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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