Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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poopy is poopy

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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