- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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