what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What's the difference between a duck?

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neil likes pube toast

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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