You having friends.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Women's Rights..

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Anti Joke

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