Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Vote this up

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Llamaworm

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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PENIS

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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