What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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How old are you? 7

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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charlie sheen

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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You having friends.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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