- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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