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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's one plus one? two.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Skinny people fart less.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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