If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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bangers and mash?

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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