- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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