Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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