a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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