- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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