- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

no really what are ur names?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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