what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

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