- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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