- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What's 9+10 Ebola

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

woman's rights

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Long joke Your such a downey

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