Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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VITAMIN C!

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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No antijoke here.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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