What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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