A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Anthony sucks

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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