Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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