- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Here's a joke for you, my life...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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