Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

whats black and strange a paki

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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