Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

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