- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

No antijoke here.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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