- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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