If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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