What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What does water taste like? Water

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Anti Joke

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