how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Anti Joke

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