Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How old are you? 7

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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