knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Anti Joke

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