- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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