- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Women's rights

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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