A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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