- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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