haha black people :D

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

The Ohio State Buckeyes

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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