Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Feminism

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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