- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

hiya

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??