knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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