Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Michael Brown

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

European on my shoes, buddy.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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