- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

You were born.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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