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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

A fat guy!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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