Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

my penis

justin beiber sucks

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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