How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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