- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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