A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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