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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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