What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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