What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Sloths

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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