- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

KILL WHITEY

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A seal walks into a club.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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