Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Your mom is so old she died

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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