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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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