- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Arrow in the Knee!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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