Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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