- Anti Joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What can hitler cook well Steak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.