What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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