- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

black people

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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