Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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