- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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