- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

batman has diarrhea

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

poopy is poopy

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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