- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

The dewey decimal system

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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