Michael Brown

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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