Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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the lemon was sweet.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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