how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

get in the car.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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