Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Anti Joke

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