- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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