- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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