- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

ure mama's so fat

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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