- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Democracy.

diarrhea.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

What does water taste like? Water

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Whats funny? Your face.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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