- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Know what's funny? Jokes.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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