A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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black people

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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woman's rights

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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ask me if im a door yes

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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