- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

drugs.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A dancer walks into a barre

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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