- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Justin beiber's penis

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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