- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

i like it in the mouth

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

don't just stand there

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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