- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

No soap radio

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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