Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Double-whammy

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

the NAACP

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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