- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

The dewey decimal system

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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