Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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