- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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