batman has diarrhea

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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