What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I don't get it

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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