- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

noah is a scrub jungle

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Your existance.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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