- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

a. why? b. because

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

no really what are ur names?

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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