Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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